Monday, May 23, 2011


Not that anyone cares, but this is how I would dress a "female warrior"....like Aeryn Sun from Farscape. Just sayin'

Why I'm glad the Wonder Woman pilot failed to be picked up by any network


Fighting crime in hot pants is silly at best. Fighting crime in a bikini bottom? Sounds like a recipe for a terrible wedgie and some uncomfortable chafing to me. Plus the editors would need to make sure all the red bumps from biking waxing were taken out. Unless that's a strategy of hers. "I will distract you with my rashy crotch, and then take you down. Hahahaha!" Plus, like the whole nipple slippage issue that would be going on with the bustier, she would have to be worrying about a little lip slippage going on as well.

Although I will give the actress credit, she doesn't look super skinny. She's still thin, but looks healthy, like she is actually an active person and could take a few hits without shattering into a million pieces.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

the many nicknames of Lando the cat

It seems our culture is in somewhat of a cute animal craze. Nearly every day on the internet I get some freaking adorable video or picture of a cute kitty or other animal. You would think I would start to get desenitized to all this cuteness but so far I haven't. I have oohed, aahed, and said "bebe!" hundreds of times to all this cuteness for quite awhile now.
It also seems I will never be immune to the cuteness of my cat. Even though I see my cat every day, and he basically does the same cute things every day (batting my hand when I sit on his chair, rolling over on his back and posing in the middle of the living room), I still exclaim every day over his cuteness. To be fair, my roommate hasn't become immune to the cat's adorableness either. A testimony to our inability to get over the cat's cuteness is the absurb amount of nicknames we have given to Lando over the years, even when Lando is probably the coolest cat name ever.

The many nicknames of Lando, invented by me or John:

Stinka
Stinka kitty
Fat stinka
Fat kitten
Precious lamb
Kitten Lamb
Lamb kitty
Lamb kitten
Fatty fatty boombalatty
Lannikins
Psycho kitty! Que-est que ce?
Moopy
Moopy-doo
Hang, hang on Moopy. Moopy Hang on!
Moopy doopy doopy-doo
Moopleton
Lord Moopleton, a minor lordling of moderate landholdings in the kingdom of Moopledonia
Moomi
Moomi-doo
Moonami
Senor Fatness
Angry moo
Tubby
Fat moopy

I'm sure there are more that I will add as I remember them-